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Math: Mental Abuse To Humans
Time Is Precious. Squander It Wisely.
I'M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
Languid Rule: Can'T Reach It. Needn't bother with It.
Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Continue Sleeping.
Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
Ladies May Not Hit Harder. Yet, They Hit Lower.
No one Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.
With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
I Can'T Taste My Lips. Might You be able to Do It For Me?
On the off chance that Stress Burned Calories, I'D Be A Supermodel.
Try not to Make Me Laugh. I'M Trying To Be Mad At You.
Life Is Short. Grin While You Still Have Teeth.
Be Warned: I'M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.
Interfere with My Sleep and I'll Interrupt Your Breathing.
I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.
As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
There'S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason. ( Funny Status for Whatsapp )
Life Is Full Of Questions. Imbeciles Are Full Of Answers.
My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day… .So I Went Home.
At the point when Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
Kiss Me If I'M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right?
I' Not Hungry. Be that as it may, I Am Bored. Consequently, I Shall Eat.
Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works and Wife Shops.
In the event that You Tickle Me, I'M Not Responsible For Your Injuries. ( Funny Quotes )
Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don'T Sorry. You Are Safe.
Please God If You Can'T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
My Mom Said " Follow Your Dreams ", So I Went Back To Bed.
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Math: Mental Abuse To Humans
Time Is Precious. Squander It Wisely.
I'M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
Languid Rule: Can'T Reach It. Needn't bother with It.
Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Continue Sleeping.
Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
Ladies May Not Hit Harder. Yet, They Hit Lower.
No one Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.
With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
I Can'T Taste My Lips. Might You be able to Do It For Me?
On the off chance that Stress Burned Calories, I'D Be A Supermodel.
Try not to Make Me Laugh. I'M Trying To Be Mad At You.
Life Is Short. Grin While You Still Have Teeth.
Be Warned: I'M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.
Interfere with My Sleep and I'll Interrupt Your Breathing.
I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.
As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
There'S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason. ( Funny Status for Whatsapp )
Life Is Full Of Questions. Imbeciles Are Full Of Answers.
My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day… .So I Went Home.
At the point when Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
Kiss Me If I'M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right?
I' Not Hungry. Be that as it may, I Am Bored. Consequently, I Shall Eat.
Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works and Wife Shops.
In the event that You Tickle Me, I'M Not Responsible For Your Injuries. ( Funny Quotes )
Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don'T Sorry. You Are Safe.
Please God If You Can'T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
My Mom Said " Follow Your Dreams ", So I Went Back To Bed.
For more you can check also: 9Gag
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